Financial Advice from Trekkie Monster

I watched Avenue Q last Saturday and had a blast It was worth the hefty P1,250 ticket, and we we’re rolling in laughter in things like Trekkie Monster insisting that the Internet is primarily for porn, and then a punchline like the one below:

TREKKIE MONSTER
What you say?

BRIAN
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.

TREKKIE MONSTER
School for Monsters? Me never hear of that!

(sung)

School for Monsters!
School for lonely little Monsters!
When me little,
going to school,
other children
think me not cool,
poking and pulling
at me fur…
Now we have therapist,
and work on this with her.
But me no need me therapy
if Monster School a reality!

(spoken)

Here! Me give you ten million dollars!

PRINCETON
Trekkie! Where did you get all that money?!

TREKKIE MONSTER
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!